Celsus offers other heroes
Next, after these remarks, which we have answered as well as we could, he says to us: “How much better would it have been for you, since you wanted to make some innovation, to have devoted yourselves to someone else among those who died nobly and who could lend themselves to a divine legend? Come, if Heracles and Asclepius and those glorified of old did not please you, you had Orpheus, a man who by common consent had a holy spirit, and who himself also died a violent death. But perhaps others had already claimed him. Anaxarchus, then: thrown into a mortar and pounded in the most lawless way, he utterly scorned the punishment and said, ‘Pound, pound the bag of Anaxarchus; for you are not pounding the man himself.’ Truly the voice of some divine spirit!
“But here too some natural philosophers got there first and followed him. Epictetus, then? When his master was twisting his leg, he smiled and, quite unshaken, said, ‘You will break it’; and when the master had broken it, he said, ‘Did I not tell you that you would break it?’ What did your God say that was like this, while he was being punished? You would even have had more reason to put forward the Sibyl, whom some of you use, as a child of God. As it is, you can recklessly slip many blasphemous things into her writings, yet you set up as God a man whose life was most infamous and whose death was most pitiable. How much more suitable for you than he would Jonah have been, Jonah ‘with the gourd’ (Jonah 4:6), or Daniel, who came out from the beasts (Daniel 6:23), or others still more fantastic than these?”
Greek
Μετὰ ταῦτα τοίνυν, πρὸς ἃ κατὰ δύναμιν ἀπηντήσαμεν, φησὶ πρὸς ἡμᾶς· πόσῳ δ᾿ ἦν ὑμῖν ἄμεινον, ἐπειδή γε καινοτομῆσαί τι ἐπεθυμήσατε, περὶ ἄλλον τινὰ τῶν γενναίως ἀποθανόντων καὶ θεῖον μῦθον δέξασθαι δυναμένων σπουδάσαι; φέρε, εἰ μὴ ἤρεσκεν Ἡρακλῆς καὶ Ἀσκληπιὸς καὶ οἱ πάλαι δεδοξασμένοι, Ὀρφέα εἴχετε, ἄνδρα ὁμολογουμένως ὁσίῳ χρησάμενον πνεύματι καὶ αὐτὸν βιαίως ἀποθανόντα. ἀλλ᾿ ἴσως ὑπ᾿ ἄλλων προείληπτο. Ἀνάξαρχον γοῦν. ὃς εἰς ὅλμον ἐμβληθεὶς καὶ παρανομώτατα συντριβόμενος εὖ μάλα κατεφρόνει τῆς κολάσεως λέγων· „πτίσσε, πτίσσε τὸν Ἀναξάρχου θύλακον, αὐτὸν γὰρ οὐ πτίσσεις“· θείου τινὸς ὡς ἀληθῶς πνεύματος ἡ φωνή. ἀλλὰ καὶ τούτῳ φθάσαντές τινες ἠκολούθησαν φυσικοί, οὐκοῦν Ἐπίκτητον; ὃς τοῦ δεσπότου στρεβλοῦντος αὐτοῦ τὸ σκέλος ὑπομειδιῶν ἀνεκπλήκτως ἔλεγε· „κατάσσεις,“ καὶ κατάξαντος „οὐκ ἔλεγον,“ εἶπεν, „ὅτι κατάσσεις;“ τί τοιοῦτον ὁ ὑμέτερος θεὸς κολαζόμενος ἐφθέγξατο; ὑμεῖς δὲ κἂν Σίβυλλαν. ᾗ χρῶνταί τινες ὑμῶν, εἰκότως αν μᾶλλον προεστήσασθε ὡς τοῦ θεοῦ παῖδα· νῦν δὲ παρεγγράφειν μὲν εἰς τὰ ἐκείνης πολλὰ καὶ βλάσφημα εἰκῇ δύνασθε, τὸν δὲ βίῳ μὲν ἐπιῤῥητοτάτῳ θανάτῳ δὲ οἰκτίστῳ χρησάμενον θεὸν τίθεσθε. πόσῳ τοῦδε ἐπιτηδειότερος ἦν ὑμῖν Ἰωνᾶς „ἐπὶ τῇ κολοκύντῃ“ ἢ Δανιὴλ ὁ ἐκ τῶν θηρίων ἢ οἱ τῶνδε ἔτι τερατωδέστεροι;